I recently read that love is entirely a matter of
chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
"When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her."
Sacha Guitry
"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of
a coin; they just can't face each other, but still
they stay together."
Hemant Joshi
"If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates
"Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us
from achieving them."
Dumas
"The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?"
Sigmund Freud
"I had some words with my wife, and she had some
paragraphs with me."
Anonymous
{"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A
little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."}
Henny Youngman
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two
years."
Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even
faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one
left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash
"The most effective way to remember your wife's
birthday is to forget it once..."
Anonymous
"You know what I did before I married? Anything I
wanted to."
Henny Youngman
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we
met."
Rodney Dangerfield
"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
wrong."
Milton Berle
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife
wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous
5/19/2007, 11:09 pm